February 2012
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cats save woman's life hours after being adopted →
getoutoftherecat:
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Nicki Minaj style rap #1
gregorgy:
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.
GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.
THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.
I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.
YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.
DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
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saturday
Don’t trying asking ‘Cause I never know what to say Except just everything A few minutes later in the day How come everybody else seems so happy And have intelligent things to say? ‘Cause you know that isn’t me I think I’d be happy if it was a Saturday And yeah if only it was Saturday, Saturday Things would be better in every way, every way And I would be okay Cause then I...
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why is it
that once i find the perfect guy, all these dudes want my dick?
no really, someone tell me.
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kitteh-neon:
Sometimes, when I see fellow White people acting up, I just get this voice in my head that goes “Great, now I gotta be responsible for these White people” like Kanye West and the water bottle tweet.
I don’t know, it just comes to me and I laugh to myself.
when i'm gone
i’ve got my ticket for long way ‘round two bottles of whiskey for the way and i sure would like some sweet company and i’m leaving tomorrow, what’dya say? when i’m gone, when i’m gone you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone you’re gonna miss me by my hair you’re gonna miss me everywhere and i know you’re gonna miss me when i’m...
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The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so...
– Jack Kerouac
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the awkward moment when you run into your...
that was fun -________-
Undress. Take off your clothes. Take off your body. Hang them up behind the...
– Jeanette Winterson, The PowerBook
i met a boy
:)
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capricorn. february 18, 2012.
You have overlooked someone who is quite interesting in your world, Capricorn. Learning more about this person would be like uncovering buried treasure in your own backyard. As a curious person who is always attracted to interesting people, you might really enjoy getting to know this unique individual. Take some time to notice the people that surround you, and you will begin to recognize a special...