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the writers of south park writing a new episode

killtonyabbott:

*browsing cnn.com* so cartman [joins isis] because he wants to buy an [apple watch], meanwhile stan and kyle try to help randy overcome *his pulls up webmd* [psoriasis] of the balls and in doing so learn a sentimental lesson about *throws dart at board* [responsibility]

andrinamanon:
“It’s raining pizza! Hallelujah!
Watercolour on paper.
”

lilburdy:

please get this away from me.

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

xelfmo:

shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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💻🐱 They say that “patience is a virtue.” I feel this is an accurate representation of how virtuous I am. #printercat

thirstypirata:

sarahtrails:

inabasket:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

Favorite

I was not expecting that

thx haley huehue

kalfromkalifornia:

grawly:

ascending_shark.mp4

Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that

i’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life

ruinedchildhood:
“Remember when Phil of the Future was on Law & Order as a rapist.
”
  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: In the sixteen years since the release of the Spongebob episode, "Tea at the Treedome," and simultaneously, the introduction of Sandy Cheeks, only one thing has baffled me. Sandy is clearly rather intelligent, as we can plainly see, and later, confirm, in the episode, "Chimps Ahoy," where we discover she works for the company Treedome Enterprises. She is an accomplished scientist and inventor, not to mention she is musically and athletically skilled. She must have gone to a prestigious school, and she ostensibly knows much about marine life, as she must have studied it extensively before she was assigned to her treedome in Bikini Bottom. That all said, it begs the question: how is she not immediately aware of Spongebob's need of water for survival? In "Tea at the Treedome," she invites her new friend to her treedome, but it does not occur to her that he is a sea creature and needs a constant supply of water, much like she requires air? It just does not add up. And she is not one to miss social cues, either, so why does she fail to notice Spongebob's growing discomfort, and eventual desperation? It has been 16 years and I have not received closure on this gaping plot hole.
The signs as characters from Game of Thots

wounderful:

Aries: Cersei Lannisthot
Taurus: Samwell Thotly
Gemini: Roose Bolthot
Cancer: Thoteon Greyjoy
Leo: Davos Seathot
Virgo: Petyr Baelish aka Littlethot
Libra: Thotmmen Barthoteon
Scorpio: Margaery Thotrell
Sagittarius: Brienne of Thot
Capricorn: Jorah Mormthot
Aquarius: Daenerys Thotgaryen
Pisces: Barristhot Selmy

celebritiesofcolor:
“Aubrey Plaza kisses Jim O’Heir during their appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers
”

hartosexuals-mdk:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

i never knew how badly i needed this until now

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