*browsing cnn.com* so cartman [joins isis] because he wants to buy an [apple watch], meanwhile stan and kyle try to help randy overcome *his pulls up webmd* [psoriasis] of the balls and in doing so learn a sentimental lesson about *throws dart at board* [responsibility]
JESUS CHRIST
“I’m a horrible father”
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”
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💻🐱 They say that “patience is a virtue.” I feel this is an accurate representation of how virtuous I am. #printercat
i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
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I was not expecting that
thx haley huehue
ascending_shark.mp4
Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that
i’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life
- what she says: I'm fine.
- what she means: In the sixteen years since the release of the Spongebob episode, "Tea at the Treedome," and simultaneously, the introduction of Sandy Cheeks, only one thing has baffled me. Sandy is clearly rather intelligent, as we can plainly see, and later, confirm, in the episode, "Chimps Ahoy," where we discover she works for the company Treedome Enterprises. She is an accomplished scientist and inventor, not to mention she is musically and athletically skilled. She must have gone to a prestigious school, and she ostensibly knows much about marine life, as she must have studied it extensively before she was assigned to her treedome in Bikini Bottom. That all said, it begs the question: how is she not immediately aware of Spongebob's need of water for survival? In "Tea at the Treedome," she invites her new friend to her treedome, but it does not occur to her that he is a sea creature and needs a constant supply of water, much like she requires air? It just does not add up. And she is not one to miss social cues, either, so why does she fail to notice Spongebob's growing discomfort, and eventual desperation? It has been 16 years and I have not received closure on this gaping plot hole.
Aries: Cersei Lannisthot
Taurus: Samwell Thotly
Gemini: Roose Bolthot
Cancer: Thoteon Greyjoy
Leo: Davos Seathot
Virgo: Petyr Baelish aka Littlethot
Libra: Thotmmen Barthoteon
Scorpio: Margaery Thotrell
Sagittarius: Brienne of Thot
Capricorn: Jorah Mormthot
Aquarius: Daenerys Thotgaryen
Pisces: Barristhot Selmy
I wasn’t ready for that.
i never knew how badly i needed this until now
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